Welcome to Chinese Garlic

"It's like merging onto the information super-highway on a uni-cycle.." - Steve van der Planet

As a relative newcomer to today's tech-central environment, I must warn you that what you are about to witness will not be pretty, well laid-out or overly coherent.

What it will be is a journey into the abyss of unknown mediocrities, laced with onerous grammar and a strong chance of headbutting you in the face with my insights. You may lose teeth.

So, without further adieu; please enjoy a suggested serving size of Chinese Garlic!